May 2013
littlestbug:
im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
wartortles:
my life would be much more simpler if i were a dog
“i just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us”
– phyllis from the office talkin some real shit (via obamasbuttcheeks)
person: *breathes*
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
thorsies:
summer break
turklet:
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
beachedblonde:
juicy-bliss:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
exactly
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me
